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Title: Of Wands and Magic
Author: drippingcherry
Beta: Nursedarry
Rating: R
Pairing: Harry/Draco
Warning: A bit of necessary OOC-ness and a ridiculous premise. Written in about 20 minutes (and likely shows).
Summary: A new tee-shirt is the latest rage at Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes.
A/N: Inspired by this tweet by WTFSexFacts: My 'I've played with Harry Potter's wand' T-Shirt slogan got rejected on the grounds that it is offensive. Thanks to [livejournal.com profile] dysonrules for the retweet and the twittersation that lead to this. Graphics by the wonderful, talented [livejournal.com profile] kayoko_chan



Harry heard the sound of a page turning as Ron continued to peruse Fifteen Surefire Ways to Light Her Cauldron, which he’d purchased clandestinely while shopping for school supplies a few weeks earlier.
“Ron,” Harry repeated, a little louder this time.


“Do you think people are actually going to wear them?”

“Wear what?”

“The shirts,” said Harry. “I don’t suppose everyone's forgotten them by now.”

Ron snorted. “Not bloody likely. George says they’ve been flying off the shelves even faster now school’s about to start.” 

“Great.” In his mind’s eye, Harry saw a slowly revolving rack piled with dozens of tee-shirts in myriad colors, all with I’ve PLAYED WITH HARRY POTTER’S WAND written in sparkling letters on the front.



“The girls love them." George had grinned for possibly the second time since Fred’s death. “And some blokes,” he’d added with a wink.

Catching sight of the dark hole in the side of George’s head, Harry had realised he didn’t have the heart to protest the sale of this latest addition to the Weasleys’ Wizard Wheezes inventory.

Another page rustled as it was flipped by reverent fingers. Harry sighed and fluffed up his pillow, then gave it a punch for good measure. “I bet Malfoy’s going to get a good laugh out of it.”


It was just as Harry had feared. Every third student boarding the Hogwarts Express was wearing a tee-shirt that claimed its owner had played with Harry’s wand. Many of them giggled as they passed by; others smirked. Some were indeed blokes – good-looking blokes, in a few cases.

As he settled into his seat, Harry couldn’t help but fantasise about the unfamiliar sandy-haired boy that had brushed past him as he waited for Ron and Hermione to enter the first available compartment. His cock was quick to respond to the stimulus; within a few minutes, he was reaching into his trunk in search of his Invisibility Coak.

“I need some air,” he told Ron and Hermione, and he fled before they could ask what was wrong.
There shouldn’t have been any obstacles on Harry’s path to the loo. After all, he was invisible. But, as luck would have it, even that wasn’t enough to protect him from the sneering git that was Draco Malfoy.

“Your wand’s sticking out of your cloak, Potter.”

Harry stopped and looked down at himself, but he was completely invisible. There was no way Malfoy could have seen either his real wand or the other, treacherous one that was trying to poke a hole through his trousers. “Hey, how did you –?”

“You’re about as quiet as a troll.”

Malfoy’s words barely registered; Harry was too busy mouthing what was written on the other boy’s shirt: HARRY POTTER WORKED HIS MAGIC WITH MY WAND. Malfoy was leaning against the door of his compartment with a bored expression, as if he’d been waiting hours for Harry to pass by. Pansy Parkinson, Blaise Zabini, and Gregory Goyle’s heads were visible through the window.


Harry didn’t remember seeing any of those shirts at Weasleys’ Wizard Wheezes. He pulled off his cloak and let it drop to the ground. “Where did you get that? And why are you wearing it?”

Malfoy smirked. “It’s the same one everyone else is wearing, only I charmed it to say this. Because it’s the truth.” He raised a brow, challenging Harry to argue.

Harry’s mouth opened and closed a few times as he tried, and failed, to formulate an appropriate response.

When Malfoy spoke again, his voice dropped a few notes. “I say it was rather greedy of you, wresting my wand out of my hand, but never letting me handle yours.”

Harry gulped. “Er – what?”

Malfoy took a step towards Harry, backing him into the wall of the train. “What do you say, Potter? Shall we find an empty compartment where we can play with our wands?”
There was no doubt about it: Malfoy had to be under the influence of some kind of love potion. He would not have suggested such a thing otherwise. But even so, Harry would have been mad to choose a lonely wank in the loo over a mutual one with an attractive blond.

“I rather like that idea,” Harry said. He expected at least a sneer, if not full-blown laughter, but neither ever came. Instead, Malfoy’s mouth crashed against his own and the other boy pushed him in the direction of the nearest unoccupied compartment.

As soon as the door and blinds were shut, Malfoy pulled down Harry’s fly and slipped a hand inside his trousers. Harry arched forwards for more contact, already close. He was going to embarrass himself, but that didn’t matter at the moment. All he cared about was Malfoy’s tongue slipping past his lips, hot and wet, and his fingers squeezing just so as he rubbed up and down the length of Harry’s shaft.

Harry only managed to get in a few thrusts before his hips jerked and he spurted come all over their clothes. His muscles felt as if they'd turned to jelly, so he collapsed against Malfoy, holding on to his shoulders for support. But rest wasn’t an option; Malfoy expected him to return the favour. He pushed Harry down onto one of the seats and settled between his thighs.

It was a challenge to reach inside Malfoy’s trousers while he was humping Harry like a randy Hippogriff. Harry’s hand made it inside the other boy’s underpants just in time to be covered in spunk. Only when the pulsing stopped did their lips unlock, and it was then that Harry realised they’d been snogging the entire time. Malfoy’s lips were shiny and swollen, and it was all Harry could do not to lean forward and kiss him again.

Harry’s eyes traveled down from Draco’s face to his chest, where new words had appeared on his shirt. HARRY POTTER AND I PLAYED WITH EACH OTHER’S WANDS.


"If we did anything else, would the text change?" Harry asked.

"Just... give me... a moment," Draco said, his chest heaving, "and you'll find out."

 The End.
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Date: 2010-08-17 06:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] katelinmr.livejournal.com
Ohmygod I love you!

This was just what I needed after my day and guh that was hot!

SEQUELSEQUELSEQUELSEQUEL! and I'll let you have a sneak peek in your fic *smug*


Date: 2010-08-17 07:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] drippingcherry.livejournal.com
Are you trying to bribe me by letting me see my own fic? o_O

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Date: 2010-08-17 06:47 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] geinahop
Ha! That's great! But I want to read the rest of that scene...Pretty please? ~bats eyelashes pleadingly~

Date: 2010-08-17 07:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] drippingcherry.livejournal.com
Sure, once I finish my gazillion fest fics and my WIPs, LOL. Glad you enjoyed it, though :)

Date: 2010-08-17 07:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bird-feather.livejournal.com
Oh my, this was great!! I'm still laughing!

Date: 2010-08-17 07:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] drippingcherry.livejournal.com
Thanks! I'm glad it made you laugh :)

Date: 2010-08-17 08:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] khasael.livejournal.com
I nearly imploded, trying not to laugh hysterically in the breakroom and have my coworkers start asking questions.

Hilarious and hot. Absolutely love it.

Oh, Malfoy. Love how he's such a smart ass and Harry can't dispute the literal side of the statement.

Date: 2010-08-18 01:17 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] drippingcherry.livejournal.com
Haha, this comment made me laugh as well. I'm delighted you enjoyed it :)

Date: 2010-08-17 08:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lullabylily.livejournal.com
Brilliant! 'HARRY POTTER WORKED HIS MAGIC WITH MY WAND' Isn't it totally wonderful that that statement is so accurate? Gotta love the pun. Loved the needy, urgent, sex and the promise of more ;-). Thoroughly enjoyable little ficlet!! Amazing that you pulled that off in 20 minutes!

Date: 2010-08-18 01:17 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] drippingcherry.livejournal.com
Thank you! I'm happy you like it.

Date: 2010-08-17 08:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kayoko-chan.livejournal.com
LOL. Everyone obsessed with Harry's wand!

Oh Draco, you one up everyone's shirts so brilliantly~

Date: 2010-08-18 01:18 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] drippingcherry.livejournal.com
He really does :) And thanks again for the graphics :)

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Date: 2010-08-17 08:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nenne.livejournal.com
I laughed! :D

Date: 2010-08-18 01:18 am (UTC)

Date: 2010-08-17 08:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] geneva2010.livejournal.com
super! very clever. LOVE Draco.

Date: 2010-08-18 01:18 am (UTC)

Date: 2010-08-17 08:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lilyginny27.livejournal.com
LMAO!!! Oh, I loved this! :D

Date: 2010-08-18 01:19 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] drippingcherry.livejournal.com
I'm glad you enjoyed it :)

Date: 2010-08-17 09:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wolfco-tr.livejournal.com
Every once and a while things are too awesome. This little story is definitely one of them. Too bad clever t-shirts don't work out that well for me.

Date: 2010-08-18 01:19 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] drippingcherry.livejournal.com
Hehe, thank you. I'm delighted you enjoyed it.

Date: 2010-08-17 09:41 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] susan5124.livejournal.com
I love this! It's got Harry being so adorable worrying about the shirts and very IC Ron showing no tact at all "Not bloody likely!". There's even a sad moment mixed with a little bit of happiness with George smiling a rare smile and mention George's deformity and Fred's death. Then Harry was so IC when he opted to not complain about the shirts because it brought George some happiness. Of course, I love Draco being a bit snarky and telling Harry his wand is sticking out and he is "about as quiet as a troll.". The words on Draco's shirt were so clever and made me LOL! Then there was the hotness and I really can't blame Harry for not lasting long! Then there was another part that made me LOL. "It was a challenge to reach inside Malfoys trousers while he was humping Harry like a randy Hippogriff." Poor Draco! If he knew his actions were compared to a hippogriff he would be very upset. ;-) The change in Draco's shirt was so great! I do see a need for a sequal at some point, but no pressure!
Oh, by the way...Again no pressure, but can we expect another chapter of 'The Black Mirror' soon? *looks hopeful*

Edited Date: 2010-08-17 09:43 pm (UTC)

Date: 2010-08-18 01:23 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] drippingcherry.livejournal.com
Draco would truly be mortified if he heard that analogy, LOL. Thank you for the lovely comment, darling :)

I have no idea when that update will be. I need to at least finally get a start on my Travelfair fic before I write anything else, but when I have a bit of time, I'll update S&S, and then The Black Mirror. Sorry for the wait!

Date: 2010-08-17 09:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hallowedresin.livejournal.com
ehehe! XD Excellent.
Now if only they sold these shirts at Universal Studios, when I go next month.

Date: 2010-08-18 01:23 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] drippingcherry.livejournal.com
I wish--I'd ask you to buy me one :D


Date: 2010-08-17 10:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] qumabh.livejournal.com
Hahahaha! I loved this! Thank you so much for sharing it. And boy I'm in awe of you having written it in only 20 minutes! Brilliant!


Date: 2010-08-18 01:24 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] drippingcherry.livejournal.com
Thank you! I'm happy you liked it :)

Date: 2010-08-17 10:40 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] flamingolady.livejournal.com
That was wonderful! Loved the idea of the shirt and Draco's charm was even better. :) I'd love to see more of this!

Date: 2010-08-18 01:24 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] drippingcherry.livejournal.com
Thank you :)

Date: 2010-08-17 10:48 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] alafaye
*dies* I loved it ^_^

It makes me laugh when I realize that one thing can mean completely different things to individuals. *nod*

Date: 2010-08-18 01:24 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] drippingcherry.livejournal.com
Thank you, love :)

Date: 2010-08-17 10:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] perpetualmarble.livejournal.com
BAHAHAHA!!! Pure and utter genius this is!!! Who knows what that naughty t-shirt will declare about their wands next... >:D

Date: 2010-08-18 01:25 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] drippingcherry.livejournal.com
I'm sure Harry can't wait to find out :)

Thank you!

Date: 2010-08-17 11:16 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] lokifan
That's Draco - why go for the common version when you can do one better? :D

Date: 2010-08-18 01:26 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] drippingcherry.livejournal.com
That's why we love him!

Date: 2010-08-17 11:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ange-pange.livejournal.com
*snort* - That made me laugh out loud. Oh, too funny!

Date: 2010-08-18 01:26 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] drippingcherry.livejournal.com
I'm glad it made you laugh. Thank you!

Date: 2010-08-18 12:25 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] drarryxlover.livejournal.com
Hehehehe I love it! I so want Draco's shirt!

Date: 2010-08-18 01:26 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] drippingcherry.livejournal.com
Me, too! Thanks :)

Date: 2010-08-18 12:45 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] subtlefire.livejournal.com
This is awesome!

Date: 2010-08-18 01:26 am (UTC)

Date: 2010-08-18 12:50 am (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] easilymused1956.livejournal.com
Reading this has made me so very happy! Thank you.


Date: 2010-08-18 01:27 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] drippingcherry.livejournal.com
It was a pleasure to write. Thank you!

Date: 2010-08-18 01:09 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] golden-snitch12.livejournal.com
This was great! I loved the verbiage on the t-shirts ... especially Draco's at the very end.

Date: 2010-08-18 01:27 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] drippingcherry.livejournal.com
Thank you! I'm glad you enjoyed it.

Date: 2010-08-18 02:03 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] anon-drarry.livejournal.com
LOL. Just lovely!

Date: 2010-08-18 02:04 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] drippingcherry.livejournal.com
Thank you :)

Date: 2010-08-18 03:01 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sabinefrappe.livejournal.com
You are so creative and always bring something original to the table. Very funny and still hot! Always get excited when I see you've posted something :):):)

Date: 2010-08-18 05:28 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] drippingcherry.livejournal.com
Wow, that's quite a compliment! Thank you!

Date: 2010-08-18 03:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] veritas03.livejournal.com
Ah! Cute!!

Date: 2010-08-18 05:28 am (UTC)
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