Once upon a time, there lived a prince who liked to order his manservant around. "Muck out the stables," he'd say, and, "polish my sword." One day his manservant grew tired of this and said, "I would much rather suck your cock and then stick mine up your arse." The prince was very pleased to hear this, and he granted his manservant permission to do these things. And they lived happily ever after.