Arthur and Merlin: The Abridged Version
Once upon a time, there lived a prince who liked to order his manservant around. "Muck out the stables," he'd say, and, "polish my sword." One day his manservant grew tired of this and said, "I would much rather suck your cock and then stick mine up your arse." The prince was very pleased to hear this, and he granted his manservant permission to do these things. And they lived happily ever after.
Harry and Draco: The Abridged Version
Once upon a time, there lived two wizards named Harry and Draco. Harry hated Draco, and Draco hated Harry back. One day, Harry said, "Enough of this!" and fucked Draco up the arse. Draco enjoyed it, and they lived happily ever after.
I hope no fest mods will mind if I turn that in in place of all my fics.
I hope no fest mods will mind if I turn that in in place of all my fics.
Come join HD Seasons!

Banner art by
![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-community.gif)
It's time to return to Hogwarts! Come help us kick off the new school year by leaving a prompt or reccing your favorite autumn-themed art and fic. Any season-appropriate art or fic you have, old or new, is also welcome here.
We will be hosting fun events prior to all major holidays, so watch the comm for more details to come.
Entry tags:
Word Wars!
This is the official word war post.
khasael and I have just finished our first round, and we'll be playing again throughout the evening.
vaysh11 and I have plans for tomorrow from noon to 4 GMT (7 - 11 a.m. Chicago time). Basically, I'll be doing this most of the rest of the weekend. If you want to join in on the fun at any time, leave a comment here :)
*Edit: word wars is when two or more people get together and write for a specified amount of time. Whoever writes the most during that time wins the round.
My progress:
5029 / 20000 words. 25% done!
![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
*Edit: word wars is when two or more people get together and write for a specified amount of time. Whoever writes the most during that time wins the round.
My progress:
(no subject)
OMG, I started uploading a layout for the comm, but accidentally did it on my journal, and now MY layout is gone.
*cries*
*cries*
Holiday H/D comm?
I just realized that I've been on LJ way too long not to have my own community! Since I love Halloween and Christmas, and they're coming up, I thought, "Why not start a holiday-themed H/D comm?"
Right now, I'm thinking of having a few prompts per week for the month leading up to each holiday (Halloween, Christmas, Valentine's Day, Easter, Beltane (am I missing anything?)), but I'm also taking suggestions right here in this post. There wouldn't be any length requirements; anything from 100-100k words would be welcome.
*Edit: I'm leaning towards something like H/D seasons, which would include all the holidays but still have seasonal prompts throughout the year.
Let me know what you think by filling out this poll!
[Poll #1610322]
Right now, I'm thinking of having a few prompts per week for the month leading up to each holiday (Halloween, Christmas, Valentine's Day, Easter, Beltane (am I missing anything?)), but I'm also taking suggestions right here in this post. There wouldn't be any length requirements; anything from 100-100k words would be welcome.
*Edit: I'm leaning towards something like H/D seasons, which would include all the holidays but still have seasonal prompts throughout the year.
Let me know what you think by filling out this poll!
[Poll #1610322]
Woe is me
As if the fest fic situation wasn't bad enough, I now have pink eye. Both my eyes itch like hell (one more than the other) and it's a a struggle to keep them open.
Thanks to everyone who cheered me on in the earlier post. I meant to reply to comments when I got home, but I think I'll save whatever amount of time I can handle looking at the computer for writing.
Thanks to everyone who cheered me on in the earlier post. I meant to reply to comments when I got home, but I think I'll save whatever amount of time I can handle looking at the computer for writing.
I can has graphics for my fic?
The talented
kayoko_chan has made lovely graphics to go with my latest fic, Of Wands and Magic. I've posted them within the fic to make it colorful and pretty, but please go here to leave the artist some love because OMG this is the first time anyone's made art or graphics to go with one of my stories. ♥
In other news, this:

An exchange community to celebrate the season with Harry and Ron.
has put me in the mood for some good Harry/Ron. (Bottom!Harry, of course!) Any recs?
![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
In other news, this:

An exchange community to celebrate the season with Harry and Ron.
has put me in the mood for some good Harry/Ron. (Bottom!Harry, of course!) Any recs?
Fic: Of Wands and Magic
Title: Of Wands and Magic
Author: drippingcherry
Beta: Nursedarry
Rating: R
Pairing: Harry/Draco
Warning: A bit of necessary OOC-ness and a ridiculous premise. Written in about 20 minutes (and likely shows).
Summary: A new tee-shirt is the latest rage at Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes.
A/N: Inspired by this tweet by WTFSexFacts: My 'I've played with Harry Potter's wand' T-Shirt slogan got rejected on the grounds that it is offensive. Thanks to
![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
( Of Wands and Magic )
Entry tags:
Back From Florida
Wow, what a week it's been. I left home feeling happier than I have in a long time, and returned a miserable wreck. Traveling with my family, especially my mother, is very difficult. LDWS was just the straw that broke the camel's back. Looking back now, I think I overreacted big time. Never in my wildest dreams did I expect to win it, but I hoped to make it at least through the first three rounds. I was part of a very talented group, and if any of the remaining participants were to make as big a deal out of being eliminated as I did, I would think they're crazy--because they're all BRILLIANT. So I'm pretty much over that, even though I would have loved to play a bit longer.
Anyway, for anyone who is interested: I bring pictures! Now, I got a new camera and lens JUST before I left and never got a chance to learn to use them, so these aren't great.
( Here they are )
Anyway, for anyone who is interested: I bring pictures! Now, I got a new camera and lens JUST before I left and never got a chance to learn to use them, so these aren't great.
( Here they are )
Dracoawards
I'm probably the last person to be linking to the poll for her nomination. I was waiting for the polls for both categories my fics were nommed for to go up, but since I don't know when (if?) that's going to happen, I'll just link to the first one for Twisted (Barty Jr/Draco). I only need two more votes to be in the lead for Best Erotic Fiction. There are a lot of other awesome nominations there, as well. I appreciate the votes I've already received and would love some more!
http://community.livejournal.com/dracoawards/17083.html
http://community.livejournal.com/dracoawards/17083.html
Entry tags:
Thank You and Stuff
Thank you all again for such a wonderful LJ birthday.
groolover made a lovely recording herself singing Mr Sandman. She said she didn't know my taste in music, but she couldn't have picked a more perfct song!
I received LJ greetings from
lotus_lizzy -- for my actual birthday.
shutupeccles,
kayoko_chan,
yggrdrasilian, and
emansil_08 sent me birthday wishes.
nursedarry and
emansil_08 sent me delicious virtual champagne,
leo_draconis sent me an El Jay cupcake, and
fancypantsdylan sent me beautiful virtual flowers.
kayoko_chan got me 6 months of paid LJ time.
alafaye wrote First
enchanted_jae wrote Subtle Flirtations
khasael wrote English Summer Storms
nursedarry wrote Pillow Talk
sirona_gs wrote What it Means to Be Content
lokifan is still working on my fic, and I will squee about it when she's finished.
Also, thank you,
nursedarry, for the Buggie!
If I forgot anyone, please yell at me.
In other news, I leaving for Florida in a couple hours! I went spray tanning for the first time ever tonight, and I forgot to put the barrier lotion on my palms and the soles of my feet, so now both are brown. I am such a retard. *headdesk*
I really hoped to have updates on Shaken and Stirred and The Black Mirror for you before leaving, but unfortunately I didn't have time :( I will probably write during the evenings while I'm away, though, so expect a lot of fic when I return.
And yay, I didn't get voted off H/D LDWS! Wish me luck for next week, yes?
*smooches you all*
![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
I received LJ greetings from
![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-syndicated.gif)
![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-syndicated.gif)
![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
Also, thank you,
![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
If I forgot anyone, please yell at me.
In other news, I leaving for Florida in a couple hours! I went spray tanning for the first time ever tonight, and I forgot to put the barrier lotion on my palms and the soles of my feet, so now both are brown. I am such a retard. *headdesk*
I really hoped to have updates on Shaken and Stirred and The Black Mirror for you before leaving, but unfortunately I didn't have time :( I will probably write during the evenings while I'm away, though, so expect a lot of fic when I return.
And yay, I didn't get voted off H/D LDWS! Wish me luck for next week, yes?
*smooches you all*
Entry tags:
Drabble: The First and the Last
Title: The First and the Last
Author:
drippingcherry
Pairing: Harry/Draco
Rating: PG-13
Wordcount: ~350
Summary: It's Harry and Draco's wedding night, and Draco is furious.
A/N: This was written for
lokifan's comment party in celebration of the overturning of Proposition 8. Based on her second prompt: Unfortunately, Character A had no idea Character B wasn't a virgin. And the honeymoon was fast approaching.
( The First and the Last )
Author:
![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
Pairing: Harry/Draco
Rating: PG-13
Wordcount: ~350
Summary: It's Harry and Draco's wedding night, and Draco is furious.
A/N: This was written for
![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
( The First and the Last )
(no subject)
Week one H/D LDWS drabbles are up at
slythindor100. Please go here to vote. I can't tell you which one is mine, but if you're on my f-list, chances are you might pick it out :)
Thank you for all the birthday gifts and wishes. They made me very happy :) A proper thank you post is coming later this week.
![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-community.gif)
Thank you for all the birthday gifts and wishes. They made me very happy :) A proper thank you post is coming later this week.
I'm about to have a panic attack...
I've taken on way too many projects for this month. My
hp_ssc_fest fic is due tonight. It's only a ~2,000 word long PWP, but I've been working on it all weekend, and it's going nowhere. I'm at about 1,650 words now, and every single sentence is SO PAINFUL. I'm just not in a smut-writing mood, I guess. I also have to write my H/D LDWS drabble tonight because, knowing my luck, I'll have to work late tomorrow.
I have a plotty monster of a Travel Fair fic due at the end of the month. Wordcount to date: 0/~20,000. Shaken and Stirred and The Black Mirror don't have due dates, but I wanted to keep updating them regularly so that I don't lose readers (or inspiration).
*hyperventilates*
If. I. Could. Only. Just. Get. Through. These. Few. Hundred. Words. Of. SSC. I. Would. Feel. Much. Better.
![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-community.gif)
I have a plotty monster of a Travel Fair fic due at the end of the month. Wordcount to date: 0/~20,000. Shaken and Stirred and The Black Mirror don't have due dates, but I wanted to keep updating them regularly so that I don't lose readers (or inspiration).
*hyperventilates*
If. I. Could. Only. Just. Get. Through. These. Few. Hundred. Words. Of. SSC. I. Would. Feel. Much. Better.
Entry tags:
Update: The Black Mirror 2/36
Title: The Black Mirror 2/36
Author: Maxine
Translator:
drippingcherry
Link to the German original: here
Beta/britpick:
lokifan ♥
Wordcount: ~2,000
Pairing: Harry/Draco
Rating: R/NC-17
Timeline: 6 years post-Hogwarts (begun in 2004, so not compliant with HBP or DH)
Warnings: Rape/non-con, dark themes, violence, angst.
Summary: “When will you be able to look in the mirror again, and not feel guilt?” – “Not until you can look me in the eyes without fear.”
Translator's note: This is one of my all-time favorite H/D fics, and I'm happy to be able to share it with you. I hope you'll enjoy it as much as I did. The author and I appreciate your feedback.
( The Night in the Chapel – Part II )
Author: Maxine
Translator:
![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
Link to the German original: here
Beta/britpick:
![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
Wordcount: ~2,000
Pairing: Harry/Draco
Rating: R/NC-17
Timeline: 6 years post-Hogwarts (begun in 2004, so not compliant with HBP or DH)
Warnings: Rape/non-con, dark themes, violence, angst.
Summary: “When will you be able to look in the mirror again, and not feel guilt?” – “Not until you can look me in the eyes without fear.”
Translator's note: This is one of my all-time favorite H/D fics, and I'm happy to be able to share it with you. I hope you'll enjoy it as much as I did. The author and I appreciate your feedback.
( The Night in the Chapel – Part II )